A girl here on Facebook posted about her boyfriend giving her 30million Naira on Valentine's day. The same girl said, if a guy is stingy in a relationship, he 'll be more stingy in marriage. This same super friend of mine talks about Mr Crush, My Bea, Mr Bee, My boo, My Monday Man, etc etc. Hmmmm...
The questions from us in the Church council are:
1. Are you afraid of marriage or taking responsibilities
2. Each time I see you and your bear bear, it reminds me of my late uncle who died at the age of 75, without a wife and not even a child.
3. You told me 2 years ago, that you are yet to see an Akwa Ibom woman.
4. Last year, you saw one.
5. You introduced her to me and I gave a nod.
6. During your last birthday celebration, we watched wuth admiration the cutting of your birthday cake with a sister girlfriend.
7. It ended just like that, till today.
8. I haven't heard from you again till, today.
9. Don't you want to marry
10. How old are you when you compare yourself with Henry Akpabio
11. What's your relationship with Ab Udofia, Cross Ukpong, Ubongabasi Linus, Ubong Asanga, Ubong Sampson, Utitofon Morgan Ukpong, Cavil Uduak Inwang, Edidiong Akpabio, Courage Mbon, Ubon Marcus, Evelyn EvaGreen Affia, Esthy Gold Joe, Adigun Bukola Abigail, Keresifon Akpan, Utibe Akwa, Ofonime Alfred
I may wish to convey the decisions of the Church's council to you
1. We 'll come on inspection in your apartment to ascertain some things
2. We 'll like you to furnish us with your bank details
3. Send 3 names of women to the church council for scrutiny
Note, there's a particular name, we are actually looking for, which must be included on your list.
4. To help us convince any woman o marry you in this your condition, you must remove your mustache immediately.
5. We 'll like to sigh your birth certificate in case, ame be inyang.
6. We 'll like to interview 3 or 4 of your neighbors.
7. Furnish us with the size of your suits, shoes, pants, socks, singlets and shirts.
Your case has become a concern to us
While we continue in our prayers for you, get ready for 21days prayer programme as we have discovered that, the demons a work at legions.
And that, a particular girl, you broke her heart is seriously crying against you.
Treat as important brother Endy.
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