Unlike the process of sending out dirty water from a geepe water tank once in a while, so also is the expulsion of poisonous gasses from the human system. Sending out of these gases takes two major routes..
1. Farting
2. Belching
Farting however is simply an act of sending out bad, waste and obnoxious gases from your body specifically through the anus. Some can be odourless, others will have a very offensive odor. This depends largely on your type of diets, addiction to cooked foods and GIT's pathology at that point in time. A normal healthy fellow farts an average of 10-14 times a day. Others can fart less. Some others hardly fart a day. By our research, those with a considerable larger anus fart silently with so much offensive odor. The ones with smaller anus fart with much noise and less odor. Your fart can travel an average of 3.04 meters per second. Powerful enough to push your newspaper through a distant. No wonder some trousers and skirts are Nicodemusly endowed with exit route for those Biafra boys.
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NOTE
Every 24hours, your body produces
-56% of Nitrogen gas
-22% of methane gas
-13% Carbon dioxide
- 37 Degree Celsius by temperature
- Trace % of oxygen etc. Those gases makes up your farts. If you don't send them out on time, you'll certainly feel sick on the inside. Therefore:...
1. It is very bad to hold that gas back anytime you feel like sending them out.
You are simply calling God, a QUACK ANATOMIST by consciously allowing those poisonous gases to remain in your system even when Jehovah has created a route of escape. My dear, let it go so that fresh air can have way.
2. Holding back farts unnecessarily doesn't make you look clean before people. Rather the more you hold it back, the more embarrassing it's gonna be if it certainly force self out by mistake (Earth shaking Smell that scatter crowds). Instead of holding it back unnecessarily, always excuse self from the midst of people and find a favourable place to let go that hot gas for fresh ones!
3. Any fart beyond 20 times a day calls for medical intervention. It's certainly not normal again. Something is wrong.
4. Your fart is highly flammable. Don't fart close to a naked flame, else you may end up calling fire service. Reason for this is the Methane component of it. Methane is highly flammable. By research, your domestic cooking gases are also made up of Methane. So consider such.
5. Master your diets. Not all type of diets are friendly with your body system. For majority, Beans is a no go area.
6. Farting is not a crime, therefore fart responsibly. Never you inconvenience anyone with your wonderful fart.
I SO SUBMIT!
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