A new disease which experts have identified as Destructive Crazicism is a disease that makes the sufferers to aim at destroying any government in power using the instrumentation of propaganda, blackmail and the art of deception. The first set of symptoms is complete loss of respect for any government in power at the state level, itching, vomiting and uncontrolled aggression.
Next time you read or hear someone address the governor as illegal governor, temporary governor or in any other disrespectful manner please call 911 or assist him/her to the nearest health facility. Forget whether the governor they refer to is Gov Udom Emmanuel or Gov Wike or Gov Dickson. They would do exactly what they are doing if the governor was Jesus Christ or the Holy Prophet Mohammed because destructive crazicism is caused by a virus that attack the part of the brain that controls respect for constituted authority. It also makes the sufferers believe they would win some kind of re-run election involving only some LGAs even with apparent disadvantage as noted in states like AKS and Bayelsa.
Expert believe that the root cause of this disease is multiple promise by the APC candidates in the last governorship elections. Like Jihadist who are promised 70 virgins in paradise, sufferers of Destructive Crazicism have been promised too many positions in the government that would never come. At advance stage the disease is highly contagious; hence a handful of new sufferers. There may be need therefore for advance sufferers to be quarantined.
One way you would identify them is by the unprintable words they use on healthy people. Please help look out for them and call 911. The good news, however, is that the disease is curable through the administration of a dose of PDP.
By James Abang
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